Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit
I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.
Hope I’m not being called elitist for having read it years before there was a movie :P
Calling Aladdin the winner if he gets his lamp, in which case as soon as the timer ends he just wishes himself the victor and Genie finds some way to make that happen. Otherwise probably Herc, Tarzan or Pocahontas (because she’s the Katniss here).
I think the genie scenario might be weird because it’s against his rules to kill anybody, meaning that the circumstances of Aladin’s victory would have to be something else…maybe to become invincible or something haha. I think Beast or Hercules would take it. Maybe Tarzan haha. Somebody make this shit happen.
The Prince, Snow White, Charming, and Cinderella would be the first to die. Probably at the Cornucopia bloodbath. I think Tiana, Shang, and Mulan would hold on for a pretty long time though.
calling beast/tarzan/hercules alliance
i’m betting Meg would last a WHILE and also depending on the scenario so would pocahontas
i can see hercules getting stung by a tracker jacker and killing meg
I think John Smith and Shang would do pretty well, both being trained soliders
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Just seeing this scene like this, having not seen the movie in two weeks now… It’s just… Wow, it just gives me a ridiculous amount of feelings, and I don’t think I will express them properly. But Steve cares, and finally sees, and just like earlier in the movie, when Tony asks Steve to be their captain and take the decisions, this is the - much more dramatic - realisation from Steve that Tony is so much more than the man in the suit of armor, it’s Tony’s heart, right there. It’s also, probably, the start of a stronger relationship based on trust and faith.
You ship or you don’t, it’s not the point, but the story of Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, is so SO important, and relevant to whatever will come next. I know people who have just seen the movie can not understand what it means and are even aggressive about it, and I know that the highlight was on Tony and Bruce becoming best buddies (which is brilliant too) but there is something IMPORTANT and deeper between Tony and Steve, something that couldn’t happen in one movie, and it starts there, and will hopefully blossom in the next Marvel ventures.
Until they decide to make and Avengers movie about the Civil War arc.
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The rapier of Christian II, Elector of Saxony
wow hey
..сразу понятно что слово “хочу” здесь будет не уместно, да и не передаст всей остроты моего желания ТТ_ТТ
Um… WANT! Is this a real thing?
NEED!
Oh, yes please
GIVE IT TO ME
GIVE THIS TO ME NOW
W
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A
T*Jaw literally dropped*

I need this. NOW.
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